


A Guide to UP Enrollment
- Get 8 hours of sleep because I didn’t and regretted it since it made me want to punch everybody in the face.
- Breakfast is a must. PANCAKES, MIGHT I SUGGEST.
- Be early (and yes, it is much better if you get there even before the janitor of your college arrives because that way you get seat number one.)
- Bring an umbrella
to hit people with when they cut in lineto protect you from the sun/rain.- Wear comfortable and functional clothes. Do not wear shorts when it’s rainy because your legs get mud spots whenever you walk so you’ll wind up looking like a dalmatian in clothing.
- It’s tempting, but don’t listen to your iPod while in line because you can miss announcements.
- Do not fall asleep when in line (…….)
- Do not scream in frustration or curse aloud when you find out that the class you want is out of slots because people will look.
- Keep the baggage light because heavy ones tend to slow you down when you have to run for a spot in line.
- Do not complain because no one has time to listen to you.
- Know where to go because well, I literally spent a good ten minutes just running around an entire floor without accomplishing anything.
- ASK QUESTIONS ANYTIME ANYWHERE BECAUSE IF YOU DON’T YOU WILL DIE.
- Know your way around FC because to me it looks like the maze from Alice in Wonderland. (Leave breadcrumbs if needed)
- Don’t be shy
PUSH PEOPLE- Expect long lines. (They don’t call it University of Pila for nothing.)
- Use your charm.
- Bring a pen because the authorities seem to get REALLY PISSED if you don’t because when you ask for one they’d just be like >___>
- Bring a plastic envelope for your papers, especially Form 5A, because at the end of the day mine looked like it got run over by 43 derby trucks.
- Do rejoice when you finish everything.
- Sleep and eat x102948420249392439403 when you get home.
Use your charm. ‘Yan kasi talaga ang sikreto ko. ;) Good luck sa mga mage-enroll pa bukas.

2nd Sem AY2011-2012 Course Ranking (Week 0)
1. PE 2 Cheerdance/Pio Opinaldo - This is my 2nd PE in UP ever that’s why I’m so excited for this. And I really want to take this PE for one reason: UP Pep Squad. I even prepared myself for this. I jogged 3 days and worked out (weights). During the preenlistment, I risked the other subjects (83% are majors) by putting them under PE on my priority list. Well, it paid off. I got all the subjects I need (and I want)!
2. Physics 103.1/Carlos Baldo III - Runner up! Sir Baldo was my 102.1 (where I got my only uno last sem) prof and he’s really nice especially to our group! Hope this will be another wonderful Physics lab. It’s a Monday class though. Goodbye, alarm-free Mondays!
3. Physics 112/Danilo Yanga - I fucked up my 111 last sem and I really regret it! I have no idea who the prof is but I’m gonna redeem myself! Watch out, Mathematical Physics!
4. Math 121.1/Concealed - The ‘.1’ in this course is freakin’ me out. Is that a Mathematical laboratory class? My goodness! Well, I’m expecting it to be exciting. I’m still hoping that the prof is sir Dee (or sir Vicman).
5. Physics 103/Wilson Garcia - I really don’t know what to expect on this course. I’m too lazy to Google the course description of Phys103 or to ask my classmate. I have no idea with the prof too except from the fact that we both share the same surname.
6. Arkiyoloji 1/Jack Gilbert Medrana - This is a 5:30-7pm class. I enlisted it ‘cause I’m staying away from BI’s. LOL. My friends’ classes end at, latest is 5:30 pm, so after my class I’ll go straight home (But I might watch a last full show on a Friday).
7. Bio 11/TBA - Biology is my kryptonite. I don’t know why! I love history, I can memorize lyrics of songs but I can’t remember Biological terms! Oh wait look, my prof is Tito Boy Abunda! #korny
1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?
3. When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time?
4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?
5. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
6. Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?
7. What exactly are you wearing right now?
8. How often do you listen to music?
9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?
10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2012?
11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?
12. Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with the letter ‘A’?
13. What about ‘R’?
14. Can you drive a stick shift?
15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?
16. Are you going out of town soon?
17. When was the last time you cried?
18. Have you ever told someone you loved them?
19. If you could change your eye color, would you?
20. Is there a boy who you would do absolutely everything for?
21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.
22. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead?
23. Are you dating the last person you talked to?
24. What are you sitting on right now?
25. Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you?
26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?
28. Do you get a lot of colds?
29. Where is the shirt you are wearing from?
30. Does anyone hate you?
31. Do you have any empty alcohol bottles hidden somewhere in your room?
32. Do you like watching scary movies?
33. Do you want your tongue pierced?
34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?
35. Did you have a dream last night?
36. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
40. Did you have a good day yesterday?
41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?
42. In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl?
43. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
44. What’s the best part about school?
45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?
46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?
47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?
48. Were you single over the last summer?
49. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?
50. What are you supposed to be doing right now?
51. Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?
52. Are you nice to everyone?
53. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
54. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
55. Are you good at hiding your feelings?
56. Do you think you like someone?
57. Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’?
58. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?
59. Has anyone of your friends ever seen you cry?
60. Do you hate anyone?
61. How’s your heart?
62. Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about?
63. Have you ever cried over a guy?
64. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?
65. Are your toenails painted pink?
66. Will your next kiss be a mistake?
67. Girls love it when boyfriends cry; correct?
68. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?
69. Who was the last person you were on the phone with?
70. How do you look right now?
71. Do you have someone you can be your complete self around?
72. Can you commit to one person?
73. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?
74. Have you ever felt replaced?
75. Did you wake up cranky?
76. Are you a jealous person?
77. Are relationships ever worth it?
78. Anyone you’re giving up on?
79. Currently wanting to see anyone?
80. Name something you have to do tomorrow?
81. Last person you cried in front of?
82. Is there someone you will never forget?
83. Do you think the person you have feelings for is protective of you?
84. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?
85. Are you over your past?
86. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?
87. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?
88. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
89. So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in?
90. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
91. Will you be in a relationship in 2 months?
92. Is there anyone you know with the name Michael?
93. Have you ever kissed a Matthew?
94. Were you in a relationship in January? How was it going?
95. Were you happy with the person you liked in March?
96. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?
97. Who do you have texts from?
98. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
99. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
100. Who’s in your profile picture with you?
101. Ever kissed under fireworks?
102. Has anybody ever given you butterflies?Let’s flood this shit.
(Source: girgangster, via jimmydasouped)

sorry kung napapadalas toh!! hindi na ako mapakali eh.. 3 days to go!! UP fight! :D
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- “Kamuning Get Me”
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- “Aura Na Sa Aurora!”
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